in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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