I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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