Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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