I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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