My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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