do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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