if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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