How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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