She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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