My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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