I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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