You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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