Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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