Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
