They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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