why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You work out of a Hotel?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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