you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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