How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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