Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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