Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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