I need help removing her.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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