You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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