Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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