We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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