Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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