these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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