just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
this just has baby written all over it
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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