one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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