I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
the day after is always just damage control
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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