ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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