North Korea, Best Korea!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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