Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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