Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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