8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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