She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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