What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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