in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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