You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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