ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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