Define "chronic" masturbator.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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