I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Randomize
