He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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