wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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