So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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