sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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