office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
