ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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