ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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