I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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