i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
