Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Just puked most of my soul out..
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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