i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
my liver is dry heaving
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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