yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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