Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
