You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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