where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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