Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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