I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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