he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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