is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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