just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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