Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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