Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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